This story appears in The Hellroaring Review. Thanks to Executive Editor Michael Mattson for convincing me to change the title. The original was a bit of a non-sequitur (that's short for "it really sucked").
This horror story, inspired by a dream I had, appears in Inner Sins. I am also the featured writer for the month, and you can read their interview with me here. the month, and you can read their interview with me here.